Friday, December 18, 2009

trying to stay in the holiday spirit


Kinda difficult when not one but BOTH of my cars are outta commish...it starts with my F350, been waiting for parts for over 2 weeks now! Ugh, so I finally get them in and have been picking up oil and stuff (that I usually only do in the truck) with my Bimmer....so now the suspensionis shot! But I get home yesterday after running some holiday errands and WOW! Pull in the garage, smell this horrible burning and low and behold the fucking bimmer is ON FIRE! Luckily, I'm smart! haha, pull the car out of the garage JUST in time (I have about 50 gallons of methanol in the garage for my bio-diesel) and spray the car down with my fire extinguisher that I just had replaced-thank fuckin God! Sigh, so as I watch my car get towed last night thinking to myself, why the fuck do I have 130k car that I'm still paying on for it to have an electrical fire and be outta commish for who knows how long?! Maybe I'll take the car down in BK? Not sure yet, but we'll see what the shop tells me, I might have to file an ins claim depending on how much it costs to repair. This am, finally got in all the remaining parts for the truck and watched it get hauled off for repair as well...we'll see how much it'll cost in labor! I need some good positive vibes from everyone PLEASE! I am trying to hold it down for my little sisters to have a great holiday...Here's a pic that will cheer YOU guys up! Merry Christmas!

xxoo

Thursday, December 17, 2009

I officially HATE facebook!

I got suspended for NO reason, I simply had some pics with me in a bikini....I've seen WAY worse! and then I redid the name/email to find that they did it again....I give up...too much time wated reposting pics etc. Whatever, I'll just stick to myspace!

I have a little bit more shopping to do and then LOTS of wrapping! Can't wait til Christmas, I'm very in the spirit with all the decorations and presents! You have to be when the economy is the way that it is.

I've been having tons on fun with my LIVE shows, hopefully you all are getting to join us while I'm live?! If not, you can always catch the archived shows that are posted once a week also. Check out last nights at briannajordan.com

xxoo

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Happy Birthday to ME!

Thanks to everyone for all the well wishes! It means a lot that you all care! I am happy to report, I had a great bday, of course I still went to the gym, then shopped til I almost dropped! went to a great steakhouse and indulged in a little lava cake. Came home and omg! Crashed at like 11pm! (not normal for me!) So it was nice...I still get to celebrate throughout the week as well! The woman who made this day possible, haha, my mama, is taking me out on Saturday and my friends are taking me out Friday. So everyone cares! I love it! I'll post pics soon! xxoo

Saturday, November 28, 2009

My first Turkey Day


was so much fun! Lots of work but SO FUN! I love cooking so cooking for 2 days straight was not too challenging. I made pumpkin, apple pies, cookies, brownies, cake...the turkey was SO juicy, almost as juicy as my ass! haha, made everything homemade, yams n marshmallows, mashed potatoes, mac n cheese, green beans almondine, rolls, and all the rest was bonus...everyone ate like 3 times and then we all played taboo! SO MUCH FUN! if you've never played. I am VERY competitive! Haha, great times...not sure about next year though after 3 hours of dishes! Then battled the crowds yesterday for Black Friday but there wasn't anything really worth buying...just a bunch of sales that try to trick you into thinking you're getting a fab deal. Will wait a bit longer for xmas shopping!

Back to work now with a TON of catch up after the fam is gone...just posted FEET part II by Ed Fox...super sexy and of course a Foot lovers dream!

briannajordan.com

Friday, November 20, 2009

LA SMELL-LA


Haha, ya, not a good joke, but you get the point. I absolutley HATE LA! SO glad that I don't live there. I departed Monday and stayed at my friends house about an hour away and tried to go to sleep at 10pm (which is reallllly early for me) and then woke up at 3am and could not sleep! AT ALL! So Finally after laying there for 4 hours, I got up, showered and low and behold...Aunt Flo comes for a visit! Ugh, could it get worse? I arrive at the studio downtown for makeup and the original 8 hour day turns into 14 hours! I hope the pics turned out well despite everything! I arrive at my hotel and roll Baby up in my coat to sneak him in...SUCH A GREAT DOG! He didn't move or make a sound...almost like he knew what we were doing. Haha, so after 5 hours of sleep and another early shoot, I crashed for only 6.5 hours and woke up to the maids knocking! Hello! Do NOT disturb sign! So shower, try and eat the continental breakfast, but it looks really processed and unhealthy, so I opt for my oatmeal packets I brought and head off to the next shoot. This one was CRAZY! The 1st real fetish shoot I have ever done...dirty feet, latex, etc! Really out of my comfort zone crawling around in dirt, I mean FILTH! For those of you that do not know me well....I am an OCD clean freak-germ-a-phobe! haha...so despite my urge to puke, I think the shots turned out really well! Not to mention EVERYONE in LA is sick! UGH! So back off to Vegas...manage to get home at a decent hour and unpack but just before my shower...I feel sooo dizzy! Oh no! Vertigo! I think from not sleeping/eating enough and working so hard! So yesterday I had to run some errands but managed to sleep about 8-9 hours and today I am totally gonna chill out and get stuff done at home! No errands...maybe some xmas decorating?! Idk, just wanna stop spinning! (Baby hiding! Haha!)

Sunday, November 15, 2009

SO much to DO! So little time! lol


So during the past week, I have been prepping for 2 different shoots that I am doing in LA this upcoming tues/wed...one with my favorite photog...he gets great pics of me! and the 2nd with a new guy that Jelena referred me to-he will do my 1st real fetish shoot! Exciting! Between running around getting stuff for those shoots, getting all my xmas decor while its still in stores and working out like a psycho, I'm pooped! So today I still have to workout/tan/shop/pack/work! Ahhhh, lol...I finally got to see my Hustler Holiday Magazine! That's exciting....I have to pick up a few of those on the way outta town also...hopefully you guys have been checking out my new site updates?! First ever cream pie gallery just released yesterday! SO HOT! The video will be up tomorrow! I can't wait to hear the response! xxoo

briannajordan.com

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Adultcon Vegas 09

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Monday, October 26, 2009

So I got stuck with the sniffles~


that doesn't stop me from all the work I have to do, major shoot planned for nov 2nd! Plus adultcon right after! I did get a chance to relax a bit yesterday though, 2 1/2 hour deep tissue and a movie, that was nice! Saw couples retreat, better than I expected, but wouldn't see it again!

Stay tuned for more members exclusives this week on Wed! I KNOW you're LOVING it!

Monday, October 19, 2009

SO EXCITED~ website changes!

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DOG FIGHT?


I really try to stay drama and stress free as I have my hands full and try to balance so many different things and people in my life already. This past friday I picked up my youngest sister to help her get ready for her 1st homecoming on Sat. We ran all of our errands, cooked dinner and crashed after a really LONG day! I promised her I'd make my famous french toast for breakfast, but I wanted to get a little workout in before everyone woke up....so as the house is still asleep I grab Baby and his leash and we head out for a walk/run around the park and neighborhood..mind you, I live in a very upscale community in Vegas. I admired the gorgeous weather and how cute the little league soccer teams were running around the feild. Baby is loving the run and ignores all the dogs on the sidelines barking as we pass. We get around the fields to the back entrance of my neighborhood and I decide to pass it up and go further and around the other side to the front entrance....as I get to the next crosswalk, a woman (in her 40s) and her dog approach, the dog is on his hind legs barking and trying to pull to get to Baby. I say a friendly hello to this psycho and she lets her fucking leash go! The dog bites Baby in the face! He yelps and I bend down to get the dog off of Baby (the cunt owner is standing there not moving the entire time, hand on hip) I get bite by this dog and scratched to all hell. So I'm kicking my leg to get the dog off of me and sheild my dog, I turn to her and as I am starting to say, "Grab your dog!" That bitch PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE! I'm in SO much shock at this point, I grab baby off the ground and call 911, the lady runs across the street trying to get away...I chase her and they transfer me to animal control (not fully hearing that she punched me)...I run in front of her to stop her and she hit me again-knocking my phone to the ground and the battery falls out (blackberrys take forever to load) so now I'm like fuck it and bash her in the side of the head, she stumbles to the ground almost and as I am choke slamming her into a tree, yelling "STOP LADY, WTF is your Problem?!" She tries to bite me, finally she stops cuz she aint goin NO WHERE! and I let her go....she tries to run away again, I load my phone, call the police and still follow her..when the police arrive she plops on the grass and acts like nothing even happened (BI-POLAR BITCH) and since she had blood coming from her ear from me DEFENDING Myself, the cops say there's no way to know who started it and if I press charges, so can she! So WTF?!

UGH, I get home, everyone is awake, I still make french toast for them and am just in shock pretty much the whole day...WHO in their right mind lets their leash go on purpose and then punches someone!?! Idk, I get my sis ready for her dance, she looked beautiful and they had fun, went to PF Changs for their dinner....and home...we are all still in shock at this lady's mental status! Here's a pic I took when I got home right after, lol! I'm fine and I'll totally live, I should have just beat her ass until she couldn't move but I was trying to do the right thing!

Monday, October 12, 2009

This weekend was SO much fun!

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Friday, October 9, 2009

Summer is OVER!


It has been creeping up on us, but when it got down into the 50s early this week, I was shocked! Brrrr! Have to wear more clothes! Damn, lol! Its been a very busy end of summer though, I have been shooting for you guys making incredible NEW hardcore toy vids! I hope everyone is thoroughly enjoying! I am! ;-) I am getting ready for my 1st public appearance at adultcon! That is conveniently here in Las Vegas in November the 3rd and 4th! I will have tons of merchandise and will be there looking HOT to snap photos with! I think it will be fun, especially since its in conjunction with CEMA! OOOH! Car fun....speaking of that, I am getting ready to make a little appearance at Barret Jackson, its a big charity event this year! I have an important shoot coming up in November..well a few, so I am back to my 3-4 hours in the gym a day and I am pooped! That's like half of a normal persons work day! ugh! Well, its all for the greater good, right?! I hope so! Anyhoo, off to the gym, hope you're loveing the new site updates and changes, new content 3 times a week!!!! Woohoo, finally huh?! xxoo, Stay tuned for the Panty stuffer video!

www.briannajordan.com

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Changes to my site

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Sunday, September 20, 2009

The fight Party


I spent all night Friday prepping food and baking and woke up early Sat to get all the errands plus set up for the party done. So cute! I love party planning firstly, all the cute little nicknacks I can find and party favors...plus I am a great cook...prob because I am an OCD perfectionist! lol...so people start to arrive just in time for my famous Guac and apps, just in time for the pre-fights to start...I didn't really have a chance to watch, busy in the kitchen! Everyone grubbed SO hard that we were all uncomfortably full! So we watched what was supposed to be a great fight, only to see Mayweather dominate, again! Ugh, I was really wanting to see him get his ass knocked down at least once! So he won-again...then we decided to have a rock em sock em tourney and played some games, it was fun! My sis, her bf and I cleaned everything up within an hour-surprisingly and then crashed! I was SOOOOO tired! Just NOW woke up! and will be off to the gym soon!

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xoxo

Friday, September 18, 2009

1st EVER HARDCORE TOY VIDEO

So I decided why the hell not! I am pleasuring myself anyway and why not share the experience with my loyal fans?! I hope you guys appreciate and enjoy ;-) Off to get ready for the fight party! GO Marquez! Not becuase I am a fan but because I can't stand Mayweather!

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Sunday is my Monday

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Saturday, September 12, 2009

Answers to "Guess that Blonde Glamour Model"


LOL! No one guessed!!! I thought maybe somebody would see it was a trick question, haha! Its ME!!! Enjoy the HOT new gallery, BLONDE BOMBSHELL! xxoo

Monday, September 7, 2009

Guess that glamour model....win a prize ;-)


Everyone that thinks they might know can message me thru facebook or myspace and if you're right I'll send you a treat! xxoo

Friday, September 4, 2009

WHIIIIIIRLWIND!


So I thought I was finished shooting, the penthouse photog, Ellen Stagg, wants to shoot me one more time before she leaves Vegas. Which is GREAT, although I am very sore and tired (and bruised-lol) from all the previous shoots. I think I need a vacay....ahhh, I wish. So last Sunday was my photoshoot for my other business and all my girls, so I had to get ALL their outfits, coordinate the shoot schedule and feed them, haha! After my photog and firing of a girl fiasco, everything finally worked out...then Heather Summers came into town and we shot for Penthouse the next day. Such a cool chick, she was super easy to work with and we ended up having a lot of fun! She stayed with me so we went to dinner that night, to where else...Brio! YUM! I enjoyed some ckicken pasta after being so strict for months! and now I have to shoot tomorrow! Uh-oh! Well, its not really a big deal, I've learned over the last couple of years to really accept my body the way it is...I work out extremely hard and it shows, even with the pasta! Speaking of, I am off to the gym and then to get ready for my chat! See you all tonight! xxoo

Here's a pic of me and Heather before we went out....

Sunday, August 23, 2009

I beat some Tekken ass!

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Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Whats to CUMMMM


This weekend, I am posting my very 1st FOOT fetish set! Don't worry, there's plenty of crazy HOT shots of every body part in this set as well! lol! ;-)

Saturday, August 15, 2009

Productivity

I LOVE when I get up and get a TON accomplished....woke up super early, dropped of the bmw to finally get the brakes fixed! Hopefully once and for all! went to the gym, picked up the car, went home and got ready to make some HOTTTT vids for all my lovely fans! made a great healthy dinner of chicken/veggie kabobs and brown rice....yum! Then a lot of work on the computer! all for you! xxoo! Check this vid out!

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Behind the scenes of yesterdays shoot....

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Friday, August 7, 2009

Girls night out....




Here's Lexi and I before our encounter with that d-bag! Lol, still a fun night though!

Thursday, August 6, 2009

What a LOOOONG week!


So I've been prepping for this 2 day shoot for a while now...getting wardrobe and locations and helping my girl, Lexi Lawless get ready for it also. So I picked her up from the airport on Sunday and do the final shopping details for the shoot...get some rest and have a long shoot day on Monday...what a GREAT shoot day! I was sooo happy with the outcome. So I make a huge meal Monday night and invite over my super sweet neighbor who is going through a divorce now, poor gal! We grub and pass out to get ready for the next day of shooting....this is at another location and a way longer day for me....it didn't start out very well, I went to the gym to get a quick workout in and fell! Lol, they were mopping the floors without a sign and ooooops! There I go, bruised my knee and made it way harder to shoot, lol! We started at 1pm and FINALLY wrapped around 1am...we were all so exhausted that we went home and crashed. Last night was Lexi's last night in Vegas, so we decided to do a casual girls night out, dinner and drinks (I told you, every once in a while I will have a glass of wine! ;-) So we went to Brio and then Blue Martini....it pretty much reminded me of why I don't go out! LMAO! We did have fun and it was nice to get out since I don't get to see her very much anymore...until this asshole would NOT get the clue and we had to have security escort him outta the bar! All in all, a great week-just long! You guys are going to LOOOOOOVE the new content....I am exploring a LOT of different looks, from Domination to Roller Girl and MUCH MORE! You should also start to watch out for some TOYS! Yes, I said toys! I always play with myself and thought my loyal fans should be able to benefit from that pleasure too!

xxoo Brianna J

Here's a pic after we wrapped on tuesday! Obviously I was getting WET for my fans, lol! xxoo

Monday, July 27, 2009

San Fran RE-DO?

5 years ago was the last time I went to San Fran for the 1st time, the trip ended up to be pretty shitty, my cell phone was stolen and I lost MANY important contacts, the weather was awful and my cab ended up running outta gas on the way to the airport, causing me to miss my flight...fast forward to July 2009. My decent into Northern Cali last week was great! We stopped along the way and took cool pics of the old gold mines, abandoned cities and beautiful Lake tahoe...arrived late to our hotel and it was super clean, better than hotels.com described it (I'm going to write a good review, lol) After a GREAT night of sleep, I wake up, make my world-famous guacamole for Jelena's party....the party was FABULOUS...she is a great hostess! She and Aria slaved in the kitchen all morning for all of the guests, and the food was amazing! Beautiful new backyard and we all had a really good time. I brought my little Baby and he mingled with everyone too! lol...I even got the courage to BACKDIVE! TOPLESS! haha from the rock waterfall...that's why I don't drink wine very often....heehee...it was super fun though. Next was the short drive to San Fran and upon arriving to the hotel, we got the LAST room avail and it wasn't as clean as my OCD ass would have liked it, but it had to do, it was way too late to find another place, so went to bed...woke up and decided to have breakfast and go sight-seeing. (Left my jewelry in the room-with the do not disturb sign on the door) I get back and notice it had been cleaned but more importantly my fucking watch and bracelet was GONE! So I went to the manager, who was more aloof and acted like a deer in headlights-he didn't do shit, so I called the cops who searched the bitch of a maid....they never found it :-( I know my stuff is in some pawn shop somewhere or on craiglist....she must have hidden it somewhere during the time I left and the time I discovered it missing....I know exactly where I left them and have never in 15 years misplaced my jewelry...sigh, so with a little less faith in humanity and a heavy heart, I left San Fran...Not the City Re-do I was hoping for. I guess this really is NOT my city...I feel very saddened that this woman had to resort to stealing from a stranger, all I know is some baaaad karma is coming her way VERY soon....I'm gonna start checking the local pawn shopes and craigslist...UGH, looong drive ahead of me!

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

NEW BEAUTY ADDED TODAY! Heaven Huntington


Check her out guys!

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Wednesday, July 15, 2009

ANSWERS

Haha! Well, if you guessed D) all of the above, you were correct...I had to bail my baby sister out of jail! She never ever took care of the traffic sitations she got! Omg, did she not learn anything from me, lol! I am happy to report that she is out and has retained my attorney to actually take care of this mess. YES! While stressing out that she was in there I personally got 1 ticket for speeding! Whatever...so my foot is part lead, and one for failure to complete a stop at a stop sign, exactly what I need...more $ thrown down the tubes. Did I learn my lesson? Hmmm, I guess so...not sure if I'll ever be able to stop speeding completely but I will try! Lol! and lastly duh! Of course I have been working my ass off at the gym, unless there's an act of God that prevents me from getting there....I'm there everyday-for those of you that follow my tweets (twitter.com/brianna_jordan) you hear about my little gym adventures! I am finished with Aria and my very 1st set!!! I will be releasing on FRI!!! Can't wait to show you guys....I know you're gonna EXPLODE with enthusiasm, haha! xxoo

Brianna J
www.BRIANNAJORDAN.com

Saturday, July 11, 2009

WHIRLWIND


Multiple choice:

Since Brianna has been back to Las Vegas, she has:

A) Been to the gym everyday

B) Got 2 traffic tickets

C) Bailed her little sister out of JAIL

D) All of the above?

The answer soon to come ;-)
I am almost finished with Aria and my set and almost ready to post! Stay tuned!

Saturday, July 4, 2009

TWEET TWEET!

So I've finally decided to jump on the tweeting bandwagon...for those of you that know me, you know I think all the "social networking" sites are GAY! I must conceed however, that I have made a LOT of great contacts on myspace.... I met Jelena, Aria, Heather Summers, Vanilla Deville...etc there, so I guess you guys would have a lot less SUPER HOT and EXPLICIT content to look at if it weren't for myspace! HAHA! So I've started to tweet on twitter, you guys can follow me throughout my busy ass days and see what's going on with me.... I text enough anyway, so I said, WHY NOT?! I will tweet to my little hearts desire, lol! follow me at twitter.com/brianna_jordan

xxoo Brianna J

Friday, July 3, 2009

My 1st MOVIE! Pink Lips, Black Hearts

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Saturday, June 20, 2009

Howdy!

Another loooong week, I spent some great quality time with my family, which was awesome...I threw an impromptu summer BBQ party, it was nice, of course I cooked...very lean buffalo burgers...don't let the name fool you, they are very tasty! Some sweet cob corn and veggies, watermelon, (I obviously brought the melons-HAHAHAHHA!)! Then a long game of Taboo, that game is SO fuckin fun! I love it, plus I take names! haha, I'm competitive! Then I had to drive to LA for a shoot Wed and back same night...it was a great shoot, nice crew and LOOONG drive. I have to get ready now and fly to Chicago for a week! That's gonna be LOOOONG too. I miss my baby already! He can't come this trip, I'll be working too much and bringing one of my employees, hopefully we'll just be so busy working that the time will fly! Until next week! xxoo Brianna

ps, I hope you LOVE the NEW video!

Friday, June 12, 2009

Have a FANTASTIC weekend everyone!

Since I did my chat on Wednesday, I HAD to send everyone off with a teaser! xxoo Brianna J ps. Remember to see the LATEST, HOTTEST and NEWEST Pics and STEAMY vid on todays website update, www.BRIANNAJORDAN.com

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Whats to CUMMMM


Lol, I've been busy as usual working my ass off, here's a sneak peek into this weeks updates! xxoo

ENJOY!

Monday, June 8, 2009

What a night last night! teehee!

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Wednesday, June 3, 2009

XBIZ '09

My 1st webmaster convention! I wanted to go and be a sponge but also had lots of fun with my girl Aria...the conv. is today thru fri...tons more pics to see on this weeks updates!

Saturday, May 30, 2009

More Behind the scenes video from SoCal Shoot

This was a really crazy shoot, like I said....mobs of people around watching, taking pics and vid! CRAZY

Monday, May 25, 2009

So Cal Magazine Shoot

So YES, I have done a TON of shoots! but NEVER in public, wearing an itty bitty bikini, don't ask me why I thought it would be cool and not harrassed by mobs of people! Lol, it was REALLY overwhelming...I'm NOT shy (as we all know) but DAMN, some people we downright RUDE and MEAN! I was trying to take great pics and they kept harrassing me and then cursing me out when I didn't respond....WOW! I will NOT EVER do that again! At least we got some fab pics by the beach! Soon to be released by SoCAL Magazine!

Behind the scenes Vid from the shoot....

Pics from the PLAYBOY Mansion!

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Sunday, May 17, 2009

2 HOT NEW Beauty Galleries!

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Monday, May 11, 2009

Dissapointed

So I didn't become a finalist...oh well! Next time! I have SO much else to worry about, that I'm not trippin! Lol, I have 6 days til I leave for LA...a whole 9 days away from my wittle baby! I don't know how I'm going to do it, but if I brought him, he'd just be sitting in the hotel all day everyday while I'm shooting. I had a great weekend with my little sister! Was at my pool all day and I am WIPED out! BBQd too! It was really a nice break from working...BACK to work, and workin out! xxoo Enjoy the vids! xxoo

Sunday, May 3, 2009

HOMESTRETCH!


Today and tomorrow are the only days left to VOTE me as a Maxim Hometown Hottie! I really appreciate your support thus far....please vote so that I can become a finalist!



http://maxim.com/hottie/hottie_voting.aspx

I am in the 7th row down and 5 across, the big head shot, lol! They could have picked a dif head shot-damn! "Brianna, Las Vegas" Please vote today AND tomorrow! DO NOT vote for anyone else...just ME! xxoo

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

HELP ME OUT GUYS! VOTE THIS WEEK!!!

http://www.maxim.com/hotties/hotties_voting.aspx

I am so grateful for all of you taking the time out of your busy lives to VOTE! I'd love to become a finalist and take seriously HOT pics for you all in Maxim!

xxoo

Monday, April 27, 2009

VOTING STARTS TODAY! PLEASE HELP!

http://www.maxim.com/hotties/hotties_voting.aspx

You can vote once per day until Monday May 4th. I am in the 7th row down and 5 over, its a head shot with Brianna Las Vegas, NV. underneath.

Click on my pic, scroll to the top and click "vote for me"...don't add anyone else...just me . Thank you SO much for your help and support, it means a lot. I would LOVE to become a finalist!




Brianna Jordan
www.briannajordan.com

Saturday, April 25, 2009

I NEED YOUR HELP! PLEASE READ!

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Thursday, April 23, 2009

Catching up.....


I cannot lie, this week has been BRUTAL! I have had so much to catch up on since I was sick last week, not to mention all of the profit loss from not being available for anything at all! Sheesh, I am really emotionally and physically drained....I hope and really pray for good things to come in May! I can't do another few weeks like this! (Sigh) It could always be worse, I know....I need to just focus, only a few more weeks until Playboy and my 4 girl production in LA. Gotta keep it tight in the gym and NOT get anymore speeding tickets! Yea, on top of it all, I was on my way to the gym this am and get pulled over...what a dick cop too! Not any chance of getting outta that....$300 speeding ticket! Sheesh....let's hope its a good weekend and an even better week!

xxooBrianna


Here's a sneak peek of whats to come this weekend! "Powder room" Super Cute, this one was fun!

Saturday, April 18, 2009

SHAKING MY ASS FOR YOU GUYS! ;-)

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Tuesday, April 14, 2009

HOT NEW PICS!!!

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Its been a minute since I've blogged!

Sorry guys, I have been crazy busy and for some reason when I got back from my AZ Foxes.com shoot, I got SOOOOOO SICK! Damn! I never get sick and it seems ever since I moved I've been sick...someone on the plane must have had the stomach flu...I lost 5 lbs, lol! Not in a fun way though. I'm still a bit under the weather, dizzy and blurry vision but had an obligation with Playboy TV that I couldn't no show to! It ended up being really fun hosting a reality TV shows activity....I think that put me back in bed for a couple days though! NOT Feeling good today....I'll check in with ya'll in a couple days! xxoo

Brianna J

Saturday, April 4, 2009

Super stoked for foxes!

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Sunday, March 29, 2009

Show shoot

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Friday, March 20, 2009

LOWRIDER COVERGIRL Brianna Jordan in stores NOW!!!

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Wednesday, March 18, 2009

LOWRIDER COVERGIRL Brianna Jordan in stores NOW!!!

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Saturday, March 14, 2009

What a week!

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Saturday, March 7, 2009

What's NEW!

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Monday, March 2, 2009

OMG! I have been working SO Hard on my STORE!

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Friday, February 27, 2009

So exciting! My HOT Aziani.com Pics are out!!!

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Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Feeling better!

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Friday, February 20, 2009

What an awesome show tonight!

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Monday, February 16, 2009

My Latest Twistys exclusive! SUPER HOT!

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Sunday, February 15, 2009

Happy Valentine's Day!

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Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Yea! My lowrider cover Mock up is ready!


Check it out guys! I am so excited...lots of anticipation! The spread inside is gonna be HOT! Get your copy of the MAY Cover issue in stores in April!!! I will autograph with SASE and just $20!!! which will also include a BONUS autographed naughty pic of me!!!

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Ridiculously HOT new Video Feature!

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Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Construction worker hell!

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Thursday, January 29, 2009

I'm gonna rip my hair out! Not really but damn!


So as everyone knows, I am in the middle of moving and as well ALL know moving sucks a big fat hairy one! I have been trying all week to get an ip address that will work with my new modem...so far-not working for the cam!!! I at least can do my updates but fuck! this is super frustrating! I have been on the phone with tech support for at least 2 hours each night and still no1 is helping!!! Next step is to postpone! I know, I know guys-please bear with me here! I am going to try and get to the bottom of this before 5 pm tomorrow but if I can't we will shoot for Saturday at 5pm and if not Saturday-I don't friggin know! Lol...this will be fixed soon! So sorry about the delays....I know when the show finally happens! lol, it will be worth waiting for! XXOO
Brianna
PS. To make up for it, I am busting ass tonight to get you all not 1 or 2 but 4 updates-they are super tasty too...I was gonna save sexy secretary for a rainy day, lol! But this is the perfect occasion! Enjoy ;-) .....this pic is from the LATEST VID! SOOO HOT!

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Finally settling in!

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Monday, January 26, 2009

Zzzzz...

I am SO tired of moving! I am almost finished packing...not without casualties however, I have broken not 1, not 2, but 3 nails! Lol, I am exhausted....even with help, it has been a rough journey...I wanna get the house put together so I can have a superbowl party this weekend!!! I am cutting it a little close since I am having the tile removed and putting travertine down...they are taking forever-you know how home renovations go, always a delay. Baby steps ;-) I am going to host an EXTRA long show this week since I had no modem this weekend to perform for everyone. I have a special treat in mind, don't miss it! I wish I could say off to my normal weekly routine, no such luck-house time! talk soon!

xxoo Brianna Jordan
WWW.BRIANNAJORDAN.COM

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Joke of the day!

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taking a break

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Sunday, January 18, 2009

;-)

Check out the CRAZY HOT New Video on my site that is associated with this pic!!! www.BRIANNAJORDAN.com

Sigh, MOVING DAY....

is soon approaching! It's a good thing, but everyone knows how moving goes...its a pain in the ass! Movers trying to take advantage of girls by overcharging...I haven't even started to pack yet, lol! I'm scheduled for the move next saturday so I better get a move on! Here's something to keep ya occupied ;-)

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

WHEW! Penthouse-CHECK, Danni-CHECK

Yesterday was INSANE for me! For those of you that don't already know, I am always awake until 4 am at least, working on one of my businesses and don't wake up until about 12-1p daily. Penthouse/Danni had my call time set for 10 am!! Wow, so I either had to drive out the night before and still wake up early as fuck or figure it out....so I had one of my employees come into the office til 3a and I took a snooze in (all natural melatonin) and kinda crashed at 1130p then woke up a 6 am!!! (when I normally am goin to bed) and made it to the airport at 7a to catch an 8 a flight...got to LA and hired a car service-SO MUCH BETTER THAN A CAB! I knew a cabbie would try to take advantage of me not knowing the city and drag me 20 miles outta my way. "Robert" the limo guy was great, got me there in 12 minutes! and even showed up on time to take me back to the airport after I was done shooting.

So the shoot: It was great! Everyone at Penthouse/Danni, was SO Nice! I really had a good time...I did 3 sets, 3 videos and a 1 hour introductory webcam chat so all their fans would know who I was. It was cool. I hope to shoot with them again very soon! I'm sure it will take a minute for the shots to come out but they're SMOKIN HOT! Can't wait-thanks guys!!!

Alright, NOW after working out so friggin hard for months and stressing over working non-stop-I am taking 1 day off of the gym and getting a deep tissue massage! Woohoo! Gotta go and relax...I often forget to do that! Stay tuned for this weeks updates, friday or Sat!!!

xxoo
Bri

Saturday, January 10, 2009

Friday, January 9, 2009

AVN!

What a CRAZY week! I have been running around like a mad women....I have my danni.com/penthouse shoot TUES! Yea! Finally...I also got my Lowrider release date of MAY! I am moving into one of my properties and renting my home now to my sister....let's hope I don't regret that one! Lol, I think it'll be okay....finished my shoot last tues and got a TON of super HOT Vids! I am adding one tomorrow!!! Yea! I'm so sore from working out like a maniac so you guys can see my tight ass in the mags! hehe, have a great weekend....talk soon! Kisses to my webchaters!

Friday, January 2, 2009

Yawn!

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